Not a cult

Free breakfast has been offered to all affected by the bone pizza incident. The Ethics Committee have concerns about the sourcing of the sauce, to these concerns Corporate Moneybags has said "Bugger off you pov shitters, accept my goddamn bribe. I own you."

About as credible as an East Malvern prince asking for your credit details, the Least Sultan of Funds claims to be the true and rightful economic ruler. Whether or not he truly is, will have little bearing on

You hear on the wind a familiar song. You recognise it as the ocean safety message. "It's the motion of the ocean, drinking the sun lotion, thought it was a potion, now Billy is dead." You remember the ocean safety message being particularly gruesome, and was removed after one airing.

Corporate Moneybags has no comment on the living conditions beyond the ghetto wall. Anyone who remains behind the ghetto wall had ample opportunity to leave before the area became restricted. Moneybags takes no legal responsibility for any ill effects of being near the ghetto, and can neither confirm or deny the existence of the CotGW.

Corporate Moneybags is a local land owner in Malvern. He owns almost all property, including the Condominium Network. Moneybags has invested a lot of money into removing the CotGW but, upon learning of the prophecy, has given up. He still manages to collect large rent fees, and advises all to stay far away from the ghetto wall.

Doint is a particularly large doint. Doints are thick sausage shaped creatures that are completely void of colour, this allows them to remain unseen underwater. Here Big Doint informs the children to prepare the air raid shelters, for he has seen the gundead horde preparing something terrible. He warns everyone to withdraw their fishing vessels and to abandon all attempts to transport cargo in and out of Malvern.

This scout telepathically reports in regarding the status of the area. Should the scout be killed in the field, his corpse will immediately emit psychic radiation and incinerate everything within 3 meters. Look out for large circles of burnt earth, this may be a sign of this event. 

This was seen at a local Condominium diner, this raises health and safety concerns as all slices of pizza are legally required to be de-boned immediately after leaving the slaughter house

The sound carried by the Travelling Ass, the beats are energetic and slick. "Spinning around at the speed of train..." The music fades away into quiet birdsong.

Zikoid is a small burrowing creature, renowned for raiding underground smuggling routes. They ambush contraband convoys and scurry off with their loot, redistributing it within the Condominium Network at a lower price, undercutting the competition. This particular Zikoid has gotten lost and burrowed into the wrong area, it is cut off from it's pack; and worst of all, it's tunnelled through the Ghetto Wall.

What ARE those cracking noises coming from the Condominium?

Breacher of the Condominium Network. Driven mad by the Long One's call, he refuses to answer, for he has sworn off such a life. Regardless of his alignment and position on the Long One's coming rise to power, Bruch shall be forever tormented by the urge to rejoin his ancient master; and shall continue to suffer until he gives in. Bruch scuttles through the vent of the Condominium, preying on small vermin and hunting well away from the ghetto wall.

A most damning image of the prophet, confirming the claims that Gandhi is not truly alive. As the propaganda says: "Gandhi is a machine, please vaccine." The original propagators of this message were imprisoned for slander against a holy entity, but now their incarceration is under review

These smugglers are unmatched in ability, and are the source of all modern possession in the Condominium Network. Never caught and never known, their tunnels follow the railroads and are silent.

This common beast of burden carries the holy anthem of the island people. Ocean Man, echoes through the forest, and the people do dance in jubilation and cry thanks to the ass.

Refusing to bow to the monopolisation of funds, of the Sultan of Funds, the Lesser Sultan of Funds intends to usurp him. For now he abides the economic rule of the Sultan and is slowly amassing a monetary coup.

Invisible to the human eye, this vassal of the Long One resides within the shared realm of invisibility and has the reach of a thousand men. He is the most dedicated vassal. Outside of mankind's sight, he brings about the Long One's success.

The darkest creature of the ghetto. As a fly on the wall he watches, and preys on those who dare to enter his realm of the Condominium Network. He acknowledges the Long One's claim to the throne of Althings, but refuses to kneel. He fears only his coming extermination at the hand of the gundead horde.

Vassal of the long one,

Damned to the karthest kepths of the kungeon, for his transgressions against the lord. Let it be known, all songs must be Ocean Man.

Extra-dimensional being forced into servitude by mother Jones

Swimmer of land

And he did say to the mulligrubs, "I offer ye prandial witzensucht, for ye took no notice of the nidorosity and held concilliabule. The bletchery of the insipid abderia of thine churches sicken me, ye shalt drink the holy blood of the earth and ye will burn under a single spark. I shall erect a great bronze monument in all old places of thine religion, and all pagans shall pay tribute or face holy ignition." And Anteba did rise from the crowd and his face disfigured before them, and he did declare: "The holiest flame is of man!" and he did combust.

23/03/18: a wizard judges silently with upmost informity, none may question a wizard's judgement for it is final. a wizard was chosen by it's council to be as such and adheres only to them, for a wizard thinks angering a council of a wizard's equals is unwise. a wizard knows many tricks, and can confirm that both love and TV is a spell.

What do you offer him for your funds?

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Fist of  Cipactli

The Long One rises from the deep grasses of the east . He summons his vassals to him.

Giver of traffic

Joineth

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