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To the mulligrubs

And he did say to the mulligrubs,
"I offer ye prandial witzensucht, for ye took no notice of the nidorosity and held concilliabule. The bletchery of the insipid abderia of thine churches sicken me, ye shalt drink the holy blood of the earth and ye will burn under a single spark. I shall erect a great bronze monument in all old places of thine religion, and all pagans shall pay tribute or face holy ignition."
And Anteba did rise from the crowd and his face disfigured before them, and he did declare:
"The holiest flame is of man!" and he did combust.

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One of the king's doctors does an biopsy on himself

He reported that he felt somewhat ill, and saw fit to perform a biopsy on himself in an attempt to prolong his life. Tumours spilled forth from the incision and it was decided to evacuate the room and lock the door. That sector of the Condominium is now under quarantine.