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Production Rates Reach New Heights

Recent advancements have been implemented, and test runs have resulted positively. The funding has been given, the designs drawn. Production begins now.

Water Contaminated

Taskforces apologise today, after water sources local to the cave area have become contaminated. It appears that the main water supply came from the caves, within which fugitive Susej was hiding. Taskforces have reason to believe that Susej and their potential offspring have died in the chemical sterilisation of the cave system. Taskforces urge citizens not to come into contact with any contaminated water, as the chemicals used are highly lethal, poisonous, reactive, carcinogens, and flammable.

Acquired Sentience Disorder

New payment systems have had a unforeseen side effect, as living tissue is transferred to AI controlled sorting bays. These AIs have been created with the ability to learn from organic payment transactions, to create in depth predictions of the system's impact on the economy. A minor oversight in the software hard-coded into the AI, means that certain organic matter can cause an effect that is being called: Acquired Sentience Disorder. Machines with ASD have recently caused productivity problems, breaking down as they run into conflicts with their base coding. Any signs of ASD is to be reported immediately. Measures are being taken to prevent impact of ASD. Corporate apologises for the inconvenience.  

Susej located

Fugitive Susej has been located. Susej has evaded local taskforces for months, after it's rampage on the city. Susej was found near the southern caves, with a mate. The fact that Susej may have reproduced, cannot be ignored, and taskforces ask civilians to avoid the area while they mobilise a full extermination of the caves.

Extreme Payments

Those whose financial situations have deteriorated to the point of selling off all possible "non-essential" organs, have been facing economic troubles these past weeks. A solution offered updated the soft and hardware of the widespread terminals in a overhaul scheme. A new payment type is now accepted, it is claimed that this will keep the population under control and will prevent a resource crisis. In other news the Moneybag Taskforces have increased their numbers tenfold. 

Ritual

Due to the unfortunate events that took place during Doint's funeral, a cult, started by the new emergence of fringe religious obsession and prophetic warnings Doint warned, has performed a funeral ritual that they believe will carry Doint to a better afterlife. They claim to have recovered a single bone from Doint's body, which they revere as a holy relic. 

Church Fire

During the funeral of the recently deceased Doint, the big, the church in which the event took place caught fire. The building was evacuated, and the only injury was someone getting pushed out of the way as taskforces run past fire to chase down a fleeing Zikoid before it escaped into a tunnel. Doint's body was not recovered.  

Tankers

A local reporter has taken this photo last night, and claims that it was located behind some obscured yet heavy security. The purpose of these tankers is currently unknown, but the reporter intended to research further into the facility's history. Moneybags is yet to make a statement on the matter. The reporter is of writing, missing. 

Doint found dead: Culprit caught black-handed

Local figure, Doint, the big, has been found dead in his summer home this morning. The culprit was apprehended at the scene of the crime, covered in the victim's blood and standing over them. The culprit has admitted to the crime, and claims it was inline with their religious beliefs. They claim it to be an honour killing, and was instructed upon them by their god, who grew vengeful towards Doint's claims. 

East Beast

An east beast is a prowl upon the city. Taskforces are currently preoccupied but have assured citizens that it's "on the list."