Not a cult

Theoretically if one was to acquisition a small child, and rip off their face to wear as a mask, then acquired another child, the follow could occur. A scenario in which, the new child is forced to consume extreme doses of cocaine and other available cocaine-like substances, and that the child absorbs these narcotics into their bloodstream. In which where the child's heart rate increases to fatal levels, to the point that the blood is travelling so quickly that taking the sharp corners, presented by veins, becomes impossible. Much like a car driving off the edge of a cliff, the blood tears through little Timmy's veins and begins to pool up in his skin. Eventually the skin reaches the breaking point and tears ope, letting out all the blood. The heart is still of course pumping at levels no longer detectable, on account of such high speeds that the the human eye, the heart doesn't move at all. The heart still produces vast quantities of blood, which proceeds to pour out, but

Major surgery for the sake of installing the latest Corporate technologies, is on the rise. Many workers have relaxed their obedience to the strict health and safety practises, in an attempt to use the workplace injury as a way of receiving a work-payed implant. And several workplaces will not hire individuals without implants. A technological apartheid has begun to form amongst the people.   

Supported by the recent flood of duck-mine based economic boom, Corporate has made plans to extend the current military budget tenfold. He says "quality is important, and we spent a lot of money on ensuring we were giving our guys the best stuff. But this sort of thing is a balance, quality and quantity. So this increase in funding is to take what we have now, and increase it tenfold, to ensure that the public is safe from all threats. We've listened to the people, and have taken that into consideration in our deployments. Troops are stationed along the coastline along with depth charges and submerged antitank stake mines. Automated systems have been installed in the many underground tunnels to prevent any Zikoid based disturbance. Remember we are here to help." 

In recent weeks the public support for a controversial school of thought, dubbed Anteban or Antebism, has been on the rise. Followers claim to be "in tune with the true intent of creation and the interpretation of man." They're identifiable by tattoos depicting many teethed crocodile with disturbing joints. Followers have been known to be radical and extreme, going as far to light themselves ablaze to replicate the "divine glory" of their prophet Anteba. Corporate called them "a cult" in his statement today.

New from the Corporate research department, these technological implants allow for better integration with existing Corporate technologies. Originally design for the Corporate private military, these new models are being considered for civilian use. 

With an population increase in the last few years, the responsibility of solving the housing issue has fallen on those who provide such services. Namely Corporate. To satisfy the needs of the people Moneybags has invested in new additions to the main Condominium residential area. Despite concerns Corporate assures these are "completely safe" and "pose no threat to human life or comfort."

New public services, such as transport and medical services. To fund this Corporate has installed new Mother Jones Tech payment machines. These machines take a new exclusive payment in the form of internal organs, that have been deemed below 'vital' classification. There has been public outcry toward this change, but necessity has shut down any and all protest. 

Corporate Moneybags has increased funding to his major share held military forces. New advancements have been made, and revolutionary technologies shall be revealed in a military parade within view of the East Malvern checkpoint. 

Upon this day, the anniversary of his death, Father Gordon's body was revealed to the public in a ceremony of remembrance. Certain individuals elected not to attend for reasons unstated. 

"And now back to our regular programming" a snazzy voice assures and the sweet tunes of Ocean Man echo through the forest.

All hail Moloch! 

The Condominium Mainframe computer has been revealed to have a crippling flaw and a major oversight, it's database catalogues are two digited, meaning going above 99 would wrap back round to 00 rather 100, this poses a problem as 1. The database overwrites itself in order to catalogue more information and 2. 00 is the reset and test code for most programs within the database. Corporate has diverted a vast amount of funds towards this issue. The Post 1 Hundred or P1H problem.