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The Mainframe

The Condominium Mainframe computer has been revealed to have a crippling flaw and a major oversight, it's database catalogues are two digited, meaning going above 99 would wrap back round to 00 rather 100, this poses a problem as 1. The database overwrites itself in order to catalogue more information and 2. 00 is the reset and test code for most programs within the database. Corporate has diverted a vast amount of funds towards this issue. The Post 1 Hundred or P1H problem. 

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Weapon Generation

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