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Anteban Cult on the rise?

In recent weeks the public support for a controversial school of thought, dubbed Anteban or Antebism, has been on the rise. Followers claim to be "in tune with the true intent of creation and the interpretation of man." They're identifiable by tattoos depicting many teethed crocodile with disturbing joints. Followers have been known to be radical and extreme, going as far to light themselves ablaze to replicate the "divine glory" of their prophet Anteba. Corporate called them "a cult" in his statement today.

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