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Major surgery for the sake of installing the latest Corporate technologies, is on the rise. Many workers have relaxed their obedience to the strict health and safety practises, in an attempt to use the workplace injury as a way of receiving a work-payed implant. And several workplaces will not hire individuals without implants. A technological apartheid has begun to form amongst the people.  

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Time Crimes

 Local time thieves have stolen eleven hours from public clocks. Officials have denied allegations that corporate time keeping has been affected in a recent conference. The conference was delayed for unrelated reasons. The public have been asked to refrain from referring to these events as "Time Crimes".