The frog king has been taken by his illness, tragically and suddenly. Despite doctors best attempts, he died in horrifically and in pain, as terrible legs sprouted from his mouth and strangled him to death.
A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.
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