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Breakfast

Free breakfast has been offered to all affected by the bone pizza incident. The Ethics Committee have concerns about the sourcing of the sauce, to these concerns Corporate Moneybags has said
"Bugger off you pov shitters, accept my goddamn bribe. I own you."

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Reconstruction

11. The ongoing reconstruction of Doint the big, is underway. Work is hard and slow, but officials say the working mind of Doint may be to valuable to let rot away, and a full reconstruction may be the only viable option to preserve that. The so far reconstructed parts have begun violently twitching towards the "State Emergency" button, kept in an adjacent room. Officials are unfazed.