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Breakfast

Free breakfast has been offered to all affected by the bone pizza incident. The Ethics Committee have concerns about the sourcing of the sauce, to these concerns Corporate Moneybags has said
"Bugger off you pov shitters, accept my goddamn bribe. I own you."

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Sovibot

East Malvern's robotics and engineering department has received a lot of funding recently, resulting in the first of many Sovibots. These top of the line warmachines are ready to purge the land of capitalist scum. Corporate Moneybags sees this as "a clear sign of aggression, why else would they be building warbots?" Corporate has begun pouring money into Malvern's own military endeavours.