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Health concerns

This was seen at a local Condominium diner, this raises health and safety concerns as all slices of pizza are legally required to be de-boned immediately after leaving the slaughter house

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Water Contaminated

Taskforces apologise today, after water sources local to the cave area have become contaminated. It appears that the main water supply came from the caves, within which fugitive Susej was hiding. Taskforces have reason to believe that Susej and their potential offspring have died in the chemical sterilisation of the cave system. Taskforces urge citizens not to come into contact with any contaminated water, as the chemicals used are highly lethal, poisonous, reactive, carcinogens, and flammable.