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A tune

You hear on the wind a familiar song. You recognise it as the ocean safety message.

"It's the motion of the ocean, drinking the sun lotion, thought it was a potion, now Billy is dead."

You remember the ocean safety message being particularly gruesome, and was removed after one airing.

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Gunman

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