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The Long One sends a scout to investigate the outer reaches of East Malvern

This scout telepathically reports in regarding the status of the area. Should the scout be killed in the field, his corpse will immediately emit psychic radiation and incinerate everything within 3 meters. Look out for large circles of burnt earth, this may be a sign of this event. 

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