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Stockholder Scare

Corporate is concerned about Taskforce+'s recent failures at Midville, and how the previously unmentioned Board of Directors and Stockholders may react. Corporate reminds that this is still a business and should be maintained as such. Taskforce+ effectiveness is being evaluated. Those questioning the existence and influence of the BoD and Stockholders have been silenced out of fear of incurring the terrifying and unknowable wrath of them.

A Cephalopod Call

Divers in local waters have reported a deep urge to go further and deeper into the waters, sometimes guided by local sealife. Authorities care little however, and are more concerned as to why they were in restricted areas as the coasts are still deemed unsafe. The perpetrators have been arrested. 

Chernobyloid Conflict

Taskforces+ have intervened at last at Midville. Civilian casualties already reached undisclosable numbers by the time Taskforces+ arrived. Taskforces+ came under fire almost immediately, and are yet to make much progress against the insurgents. Locals are unimpressed. 

Mother Jones' Fund For The Unfortunate

Mother Jones has been providing for drones that have been left without homes this passing holiday season. Seeing this issue arise every year, Mother Jones has decided enough is enough and established a charity service of her own to help the cause. Find out more at  FFU.org .

Substance WG-12B Smuggled

Quantities of the weapon generation substance, now referred to as WG-12B, have been smuggled from lab 12B. Several caches have been discovered stashed in Shanty Town, these have been seized. A handful of large transport vehicles have been seen speeding from Shanty Town toward the border, this is likely unrelated. The Far-reacher has, notably, not been seen.

Meredith Christomer

Tis Chrisdmidz time, amongst Malvern And at the pole, beneath the ferns A large man, who's jolly and fat He gives us toys, and diddles cats A criminal man, he fiddled A Wizard Life cut short, caught in a blizzard So if you take a feline ride Be sure to do the deed inside For if you stay out in the cold Like St Nick, you won't get old.

A Wizard's Isolation

A Wizard has finally been found. Isolated deep in a fungus lair. Extraction is prohibitively dangerous due to toxic spores and feral chernobyloids. Chernobyloids had all been exterminated from Malvern and thus forgotten, although it is now realised that the Midville situation had never been resolved.

Chromozoid Dead

The Chromozoid has been found dead in their basement home today. Cause of death is presumed to be the gaping hole in the throat and heavy disembowelment. Written in blood and viscera was a prophecy regarding the return of Anubork and a statement that "from flesh for flesh, from take to return." It should be noted that The Chromozoid's skin had been removed before the arrival of Taskforces+. Nightmares of a black dog ripping the unfaithful asunder, should be ignored.