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A Cephalopod Call

Divers in local waters have reported a deep urge to go further and deeper into the waters, sometimes guided by local sealife. Authorities care little however, and are more concerned as to why they were in restricted areas as the coasts are still deemed unsafe. The perpetrators have been arrested. 

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Gunman

A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.