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Stockholder Scare

Corporate is concerned about Taskforce+'s recent failures at Midville, and how the previously unmentioned Board of Directors and Stockholders may react. Corporate reminds that this is still a business and should be maintained as such. Taskforce+ effectiveness is being evaluated.

Those questioning the existence and influence of the BoD and Stockholders have been silenced out of fear of incurring the terrifying and unknowable wrath of them.

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Gunman

A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.
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