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Stockholder Scare

Corporate is concerned about Taskforce+'s recent failures at Midville, and how the previously unmentioned Board of Directors and Stockholders may react. Corporate reminds that this is still a business and should be maintained as such. Taskforce+ effectiveness is being evaluated.

Those questioning the existence and influence of the BoD and Stockholders have been silenced out of fear of incurring the terrifying and unknowable wrath of them.

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