Not a cult

Anteba the terror, the notorious heretic, has returned from disappearance. Perhaps brought back by the return Cipactli related activity. He was approached by Corporate taskforces, to which he self-immolated and retreated into the local waters, it is assumed he is still at large.

Corporate considers the underground cleared of all threat, the Zikoids have been driven back to their caves and hovels and business may begin again. The smugglers shall not return, as this land belongs to Corporate and he intends to profit from these train lines still.

Surely long gone are the apostles of Cipactli? And yet this thief has thieved from the common folk. From whence hast he came? To whence shalt he go? To the forgelord methinks, he who shalt create new relics, the relics of old reborn in new form. These thieves are legion, the relics cometh.

The deepest depths of the Condominium are filled with waist high flammable kerosene. This protective suit should protect brave explorers from any unfortunate fire related injury. Corporate wishes them well, and hopes for their swift return.

Mother Jones is just fine and she thanks you not to bother her any more about her health and well being, she just needs some time alone. Reports of wails and cries for mercy inbetween sobs, in the area are all fabrications. Mother Jones urges everyone to go about their normal day to day business. 

Under pressure to match East Malvern's military forces, Corporate has installed large artillery towers to shoot down anything that isn't already six feet under. Though critics wonder if the cost was worth it, and if it will even be effective. These critics all happened to commit suicide via 2 gunshots to the back of the head, mere moments after making these comments.

Corporate has hired foreign mercenaries to fill out the ranks of containment taskforces. Their methods are unorthodox but light on the wallet and that's good enough for Moneybags.

The ass gives new beats, of now of which is of an "inchman" of this is an extended version from an assumed original.