The deepest depths of the Condominium are filled with waist high flammable kerosene. This protective suit should protect brave explorers from any unfortunate fire related injury. Corporate wishes them well, and hopes for their swift return.
A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.
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