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Defenses

Under pressure to match East Malvern's military forces, Corporate has installed large artillery towers to shoot down anything that isn't already six feet under. Though critics wonder if the cost was worth it, and if it will even be effective. These critics all happened to commit suicide via 2 gunshots to the back of the head, mere moments after making these comments.

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Health concerns

This was seen at a local Condominium diner, this raises health and safety concerns as all slices of pizza are legally required to be de-boned immediately after leaving the slaughter house