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Defenses

Under pressure to match East Malvern's military forces, Corporate has installed large artillery towers to shoot down anything that isn't already six feet under. Though critics wonder if the cost was worth it, and if it will even be effective. These critics all happened to commit suicide via 2 gunshots to the back of the head, mere moments after making these comments.

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Meatsmith

The work of local meatsmith, Pascal Daskachov, has appeared in several restricted locations, including Corporate HQ. Daskachov denies any connections with the events and is currently under investigation.