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Defenses

Under pressure to match East Malvern's military forces, Corporate has installed large artillery towers to shoot down anything that isn't already six feet under. Though critics wonder if the cost was worth it, and if it will even be effective. These critics all happened to commit suicide via 2 gunshots to the back of the head, mere moments after making these comments.

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Weapon Generation

A recently forgotten research project has been discovered. The project was in it's final stages, and minimal scientific data was lost. The project investigated the origins of the Gundead, and more specifically their weapons. Predominantly identical revolvers that were common place in Malvern's past, and more rarely more modern weapons. Recovered modern weapons have nearly all had their serial numbers tracked back to manufacturers. All non-identical weapons have been confirmed to have been last aboard seafaring vessels or missing aircraft. All instances of disassembly, or breaking down into base parts, has resulted in the entire weapon seemingly melting into a thick black substance. It has been noted that this liquid is visually similar to that which has been found in trace amount in and around Meatbags. When in contact with a significant electric charge, the substance will change shape into another weapon similar to others used by Gundead. The substance will only take on th...