Mother Jones has been found dead. Her body was discovered deep in the woods after Taskforce+ response to reports of her disappearance. Cause of death appears to be a fall from a significant height. No foul play is suspected. A funeral service shall be held later this week.
Previously archived study suggests that recently formed "Time Crime Tactical Squad" has always existed. The Department of Funding has recently unearthed a blank cheque addressed to the TCTacs, along with a cease and desist order, barring the department from further investigation. Both documents had been signed by current administration of finance, Keith Ledger, who is scheduled to have a heart attack next week.
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