Mother Jones has been found dead. Her body was discovered deep in the woods after Taskforce+ response to reports of her disappearance. Cause of death appears to be a fall from a significant height. No foul play is suspected. A funeral service shall be held later this week.
A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.
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