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Tic Tacs

 Previously archived study suggests that recently formed "Time Crime Tactical Squad" has always existed. The Department of Funding has recently unearthed a blank cheque addressed to the TCTacs, along with a cease and desist order, barring the department from further investigation. Both documents had been signed by current administration of finance, Keith Ledger, who is scheduled to have a heart attack next week.



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Weapon Generation

A recently forgotten research project has been discovered. The project was in it's final stages, and minimal scientific data was lost. The project investigated the origins of the Gundead, and more specifically their weapons. Predominantly identical revolvers that were common place in Malvern's past, and more rarely more modern weapons. Recovered modern weapons have nearly all had their serial numbers tracked back to manufacturers. All non-identical weapons have been confirmed to have been last aboard seafaring vessels or missing aircraft. All instances of disassembly, or breaking down into base parts, has resulted in the entire weapon seemingly melting into a thick black substance. It has been noted that this liquid is visually similar to that which has been found in trace amount in and around Meatbags. When in contact with a significant electric charge, the substance will change shape into another weapon similar to others used by Gundead. The substance will only take on th...
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