29. Cult leaders have been the first to return, and have quickly taken it upon themselves to scatter symbols of their religion across the coastline, to ward off evil. Corporate's beach holiday home has been demolished.
Local time thieves have stolen eleven hours from public clocks. Officials have denied allegations that corporate time keeping has been affected in a recent conference. The conference was delayed for unrelated reasons. The public have been asked to refrain from referring to these events as "Time Crimes".
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