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Blessed Beach

29. Cult leaders have been the first to return, and have quickly taken it upon themselves to scatter symbols of their religion across the coastline, to ward off evil. Corporate's beach holiday home has been demolished.

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Military Spending on the rise

Supported by the recent flood of duck-mine based economic boom, Corporate has made plans to extend the current military budget tenfold. He says "quality is important, and we spent a lot of money on ensuring we were giving our guys the best stuff. But this sort of thing is a balance, quality and quantity. So this increase in funding is to take what we have now, and increase it tenfold, to ensure that the public is safe from all threats. We've listened to the people, and have taken that into consideration in our deployments. Troops are stationed along the coastline along with depth charges and submerged antitank stake mines. Automated systems have been installed in the many underground tunnels to prevent any Zikoid based disturbance. Remember we are here to help."