1. The moon is red tonight. Local astronomers claim this to be completely unpredicted. Taskforces have redirected considerable resources to a coastal blockade, despite assurances that this is "nothing more than light reflecting through certain clouds." Beaches have been closed.
A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.
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