Chalked up to current radiation levels, several wall sections in the Condominium have burst forth meaty innards. These areas are now restricted zones. Trespassing will be held against civilians in Priority Evaluation Hearings.
Absolutely zero missing persons cases have been reported regarding this situation.
Taskforces ask civilians to avoid the downtown mercantile district, in light of the recently revealed cannibal cult massacre that took place in a local butchery. Prime suspects have escaped, and taskforces advise not to inhale or look in the direction of the butchery. A Pascal Daskachov original was found at the scene.
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