Chalked up to current radiation levels, several wall sections in the Condominium have burst forth meaty innards. These areas are now restricted zones. Trespassing will be held against civilians in Priority Evaluation Hearings.
Absolutely zero missing persons cases have been reported regarding this situation.
He reported that he felt somewhat ill, and saw fit to perform a biopsy on himself in an attempt to prolong his life. Tumours spilled forth from the incision and it was decided to evacuate the room and lock the door. That sector of the Condominium is now under quarantine.
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