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Living Walls

Chalked up to current radiation levels, several wall sections in the Condominium have burst forth meaty innards. These areas are now restricted zones. Trespassing will be held against civilians in Priority Evaluation Hearings.

Absolutely zero missing persons cases have been reported regarding this situation.

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Doint, The Big

Doint is a particularly large doint. Doints are thick sausage shaped creatures that are completely void of colour, this allows them to remain unseen underwater. Here Big Doint informs the children to prepare the air raid shelters, for he has seen the gundead horde preparing something terrible. He warns everyone to withdraw their fishing vessels and to abandon all attempts to transport cargo in and out of Malvern.