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Living Walls

Chalked up to current radiation levels, several wall sections in the Condominium have burst forth meaty innards. These areas are now restricted zones. Trespassing will be held against civilians in Priority Evaluation Hearings.

Absolutely zero missing persons cases have been reported regarding this situation.

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Time Crimes

 Local time thieves have stolen eleven hours from public clocks. Officials have denied allegations that corporate time keeping has been affected in a recent conference. The conference was delayed for unrelated reasons. The public have been asked to refrain from referring to these events as "Time Crimes".
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