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Automation

Recent results show that Taskforce officers are too busy giving orders to shoot criminals and zoids alike. A solution has been created to combat the issue, a automated turret mounted to the officer's helmet, to allow for maximum efficiency.

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Dimensional Pockets

A creation of Mother Jones, a pocket dimension literally housed within a pocket, which would then be applied to an item of clothing. Originally the pockets where more of a large bag that Mother Jones would use as a way to capture and transport new savage servants. The Council of Wizards were impressed and requested such pockets to be sewn into robes, so that they could carry around magical doodads with much more ease. When Father Gordon died it was discovered that he had owned such a pair. The discovery was made while stripping him down for the sake of dressing him in proper burial clothes. The mortician noticed some stitching on the side that denoted a Mother Jones item. It was assumed that the saint of a man used it to carry around religious things, bibles and the such. Such high respect of the man made the following discovery all the more earth shaking. When attempting to empty the pockets for the sake of inheritance, the contents were revealed to far more sinister: Father Gordo...