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Purge

Corporate Moneybags has had the underground tunnels flooded with experimental napalm gas, officially as an attempt to purge the Zikoid population from the Condominium. Local smugglers have not been heard from since, Corporate offers similar product in lieu of the smuggler's, at a 500% markup of course.

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Time Crimes

 Local time thieves have stolen eleven hours from public clocks. Officials have denied allegations that corporate time keeping has been affected in a recent conference. The conference was delayed for unrelated reasons. The public have been asked to refrain from referring to these events as "Time Crimes".
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