Corporate Moneybags has had the underground tunnels flooded with experimental napalm gas, officially as an attempt to purge the Zikoid population from the Condominium. Local smugglers have not been heard from since, Corporate offers similar product in lieu of the smuggler's, at a 500% markup of course.
Another Wizard regularly shirks his duties to the council, but Another Wizard is crucial to the council's operations and so cannot be evicted. Another Wizard holds parties in the forest on a weekly basis, these parties are a known stop for the Travelling Ass, as it brings great beats before it leaves into the trees. Another Wizard is a peruser of Mother Jones' dimensional pockets and, considering recent events, has had them searched for undesirable content, Another Wizard passed. Another Wizard offers foreigners a drink from his goblet, if they comply they will hallucinate and be made a fool.

What's a zikoid
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