Corporate Moneybags has had the underground tunnels flooded with experimental napalm gas, officially as an attempt to purge the Zikoid population from the Condominium. Local smugglers have not been heard from since, Corporate offers similar product in lieu of the smuggler's, at a 500% markup of course.
In a moment alone, Mother Jones lets down her facade and her true form is revealed. Jones is not of this world. She backs the production of wizard goods, and is essential to their effectiveness. Her basement is a menagerie of savages from foreign islands, they are forced into servitude via psychic link. Her power grows everyday and as it does she can control more servants at once. Should she ever die, her servants are primed to detonate.

What's a zikoid
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