East Malvern's nuclear program

East Malvern's nuclear program consists of Warhead Joe. Warhead Joe is notorious for globally renowned nuclear devastation. How E. Malvern had the funds to hire Joe is unknown, though some think a certain wealthy benefactor may have something to do with it

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Cave Refuge

Those deemed low-priority have taken to the somewhat flooded south caves to hideout from the radiation, mild rioting, and nuclear snow. Officials have warned against this as the caves still contain vast amounts of toxic chemicals, civilians say they "don't care"

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