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Time Crimes

 Local time thieves have stolen eleven hours from public clocks. Officials have denied allegations that corporate time keeping has been affected in a recent conference. The conference was delayed for unrelated reasons.

The public have been asked to refrain from referring to these events as "Time Crimes".




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Meatsmith

The work of local meatsmith, Pascal Daskachov, has appeared in several restricted locations, including Corporate HQ. Daskachov denies any connections with the events and is currently under investigation.