It should be noted that the recent gift of three [REDACTED] dogs to Corporate, are absolutely apolitical in nature, citizens implying otherwise will have their PES penalised. 
Local time thieves have stolen eleven hours from public clocks. Officials have denied allegations that corporate time keeping has been affected in a recent conference. The conference was delayed for unrelated reasons. The public have been asked to refrain from referring to these events as "Time Crimes".
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