In the wake of recent events, the public is advised to wear the Corporate provided safety equipment and stay indoors. Only drink Corporate provided water. Decontamination crews have been deployed.
Local time thieves have stolen eleven hours from public clocks. Officials have denied allegations that corporate time keeping has been affected in a recent conference. The conference was delayed for unrelated reasons. The public have been asked to refrain from referring to these events as "Time Crimes".
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