In the wake of recent events, the public is advised to wear the Corporate provided safety equipment and stay indoors. Only drink Corporate provided water. Decontamination crews have been deployed.
He reported that he felt somewhat ill, and saw fit to perform a biopsy on himself in an attempt to prolong his life. Tumours spilled forth from the incision and it was decided to evacuate the room and lock the door. That sector of the Condominium is now under quarantine.
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