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Life Signs Lost on MJ38-C8

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Enemal buildup has reached theoretical peak spread and density. Risk of infection and class-a breakout has been deemed dangerously high.

Life signs have been lost on Subject MJ38-C8.

Further testing has been suspended indefinitely due to testing failures and recent matters deemed "more pressing"

Involved facilities are to utilize site-wide incinerators. Facility doors are to be locked. There is no evacuation procedure.

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