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Condomes

Residential domes have finished construction in the Condominium area, priority civilians are to be housed first as spaces are limited. Nuclear decontamination stations remain open to the affected public. 

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Tic Tacs

 Previously archived study suggests that recently formed "Time Crime Tactical Squad" has always existed. The Department of Funding has recently unearthed a blank cheque addressed to the TCTacs, along with a cease and desist order, barring the department from further investigation. Both documents had been signed by current administration of finance, Keith Ledger, who is scheduled to have a heart attack next week.