Skip to main content

Tree

There has been a concerning presence of Tree People on the outskirts of the forest. Taskforces+ aren't entirely sure what a Tree Person is, but do have documentation that they exist.
Mother Jones' funeral commenced today, unexpectedly closed coffin. Multiple Treeple were in attendance. Mother Jones had truly touched the lives of many. 

Comments

A week's favourite

Acquired Sentience Disorder

New payment systems have had a unforeseen side effect, as living tissue is transferred to AI controlled sorting bays. These AIs have been created with the ability to learn from organic payment transactions, to create in depth predictions of the system's impact on the economy. A minor oversight in the software hard-coded into the AI, means that certain organic matter can cause an effect that is being called: Acquired Sentience Disorder. Machines with ASD have recently caused productivity problems, breaking down as they run into conflicts with their base coding. Any signs of ASD is to be reported immediately. Measures are being taken to prevent impact of ASD. Corporate apologises for the inconvenience.