Recent flooding has lead to the unfortunate passing of many monetary sultans, as a result a new power struggle has taken form in the banking district. Power has is currently in the money-grubbing hands of someone who claims to be the descendant of the last Althing Smuggler.
Taskforces ask civilians to avoid the downtown mercantile district, in light of the recently revealed cannibal cult massacre that took place in a local butchery. Prime suspects have escaped, and taskforces advise not to inhale or look in the direction of the butchery. A Pascal Daskachov original was found at the scene.
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