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Meatbags growing

Small meatbags have been found growing in the dank basements throughout the city, it seems the Gundead left them here. Opening them has revealed single bones. All meatbags are to be destroyed.

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Butchery

Taskforces ask civilians to avoid the downtown mercantile district, in light of the recently revealed cannibal cult massacre that took place in a local butchery. Prime suspects have escaped, and taskforces advise not to inhale or look in the direction of the butchery. A Pascal Daskachov original was found at the scene.