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Gundead Explained

After all personnel working on the most recent Gundead research suddenly and violently committed suicide, via excessive trauma to the cranium, and then the replacements doing the same, and their replacements, scientists with nerves of steel have been hired. As discovered by the first wave of scientists, their appears to be a parasite within all people's skulls, the same parasite is found inside Gundead. A upsetting relation has been proposed. 

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Water Contaminated

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