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Condominium Prayers

The return of Taskforce+ presence in the Condominium has been met with inconsolable citizens who have clearly required Taskforce+ help. Full reports are yet to be disclosed to the public, though rumours have spread that the populace had turned on each other as rioting blocked off vital resources. Citizens supposedly resorted to murder and cannibalism.

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Tic Tacs

 Previously archived study suggests that recently formed "Time Crime Tactical Squad" has always existed. The Department of Funding has recently unearthed a blank cheque addressed to the TCTacs, along with a cease and desist order, barring the department from further investigation. Both documents had been signed by current administration of finance, Keith Ledger, who is scheduled to have a heart attack next week.