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Severe Flooding

2. The seas have risen and flooded the southern part of the city, riots have broken out and Taskforces are struggling to keep the situation under control. The flooding has reached the southern caves and has carried the chemicals used to exterminate Susej further inland. Taskforces advise against going anywhere near the affected area and to seek high ground. Corporate's High Hill Hotel is open tonight at a premium.

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