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Lights on the Coast

12. Bright lights have been sighted off the south coast, and have been slowly approaching land. Taskforces asked citizens to remain calm, and pulled all resources to coastal defence positions. The night has been filled with explosions and gunfire. The lights have begun to move inland.

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