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New heights

The condominium has acquired a few newly built floors. Corporate hopes for both the Condominium and other local buildings to be able to expand outwards and upwards, in the future. Moneybags assures the public that this is unrelated to recent political expenditure.

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Time Crimes

 Local time thieves have stolen eleven hours from public clocks. Officials have denied allegations that corporate time keeping has been affected in a recent conference. The conference was delayed for unrelated reasons. The public have been asked to refrain from referring to these events as "Time Crimes".