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Mountain Ash,

The North-Eastern mountains have long been thought completely mundane, until today where large plumes of smoke have risen into the sky. Ash and debris have been thrown up into the air, and citizens have reported that the brontide "shook [them] to their bones." 

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One of the king's doctors does an biopsy on himself

He reported that he felt somewhat ill, and saw fit to perform a biopsy on himself in an attempt to prolong his life. Tumours spilled forth from the incision and it was decided to evacuate the room and lock the door. That sector of the Condominium is now under quarantine.