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Mountain Ash,

The North-Eastern mountains have long been thought completely mundane, until today where large plumes of smoke have risen into the sky. Ash and debris have been thrown up into the air, and citizens have reported that the brontide "shook [them] to their bones." 

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Gunman

A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.