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Gunman

A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.

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Water Contaminated

Taskforces apologise today, after water sources local to the cave area have become contaminated. It appears that the main water supply came from the caves, within which fugitive Susej was hiding. Taskforces have reason to believe that Susej and their potential offspring have died in the chemical sterilisation of the cave system. Taskforces urge citizens not to come into contact with any contaminated water, as the chemicals used are highly lethal, poisonous, reactive, carcinogens, and flammable.
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