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Extreme Payments

Those whose financial situations have deteriorated to the point of selling off all possible "non-essential" organs, have been facing economic troubles these past weeks. A solution offered updated the soft and hardware of the widespread terminals in a overhaul scheme. A new payment type is now accepted, it is claimed that this will keep the population under control and will prevent a resource crisis. In other news the Moneybag Taskforces have increased their numbers tenfold. 

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  1. Do you know if this works on children aged 12 and up? Asking for a friend.

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    1. Yes, no age limit. Dispose of unwanted grandparents today!

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    2. Thanks! It would be nice to finnaly get rid of those pesky parents. Planned car-crash didn't quiet work, unfortunately.

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