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Mother Jones is well


Mother Jones is well and requests that all future transactions be made with an obscure root know as a "potato salmon", apparently found in rainforests always exactly 20 metres away from any given cocoa plant.

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Samples Analysed

Far-reacher's samples have been analysed. Through reverse engineering and advanced technologies devised in the past week, top scientists have been able to reverse Far-reacher's power of unseen. It seems to also work other invisible objects, as accidentally discovered when come into contact with a recovered Gundead skull, likely obtained last week.
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