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Mother Jones is well


Mother Jones is well and requests that all future transactions be made with an obscure root know as a "potato salmon", apparently found in rainforests always exactly 20 metres away from any given cocoa plant.

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Life Signs Lost on MJ38-C8

██/██/████ Enemal buildup has reached theoretical peak spread and density. Risk of infection and class-a breakout has been deemed dangerously high. Life signs have been lost on Subject MJ38-C8. Further testing has been suspended indefinitely due to testing failures and recent matters deemed "more pressing" Involved facilities are to utilize site-wide incinerators. Facility doors are to be locked. There is no evacuation procedure.
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