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A new religion

This is the idol of a new religion that has been recently founded. It depicts some sort of 'Ocean Mother', who the followers of this religion say will birth an "Ocean Man". They cite their holy hymn of the same name as evidencial proof of their claims. It's core philosophies are equality, generosity, and walking into the ocean and never returning. Doint the big, is staunchly against the recent traction the religion is gaining, stating that it "is nothing more than a cult" and that "it is evil and will lead to our dooms." Authorities asked him to leave when he started shouting about how he had told the public that "this was what (Doint) was warning you about!" 

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