Mother Jones has come into contact with some salt, side effects include but are not limited to: becoming a maggot person. Mother Jones will not be producing any Mother Jones items until this issue is properly addressed.
The deepest depths of the Condominium are filled with waist high flammable kerosene. This protective suit should protect brave explorers from any unfortunate fire related injury. Corporate wishes them well, and hopes for their swift return.
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