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A new duck mine

A new duck mine has been discovered, flooding Malvern with jobs in the industry once more. 20 years ago the last duck mines dried up and the region went into an economic depression, with this new mine hope has been restored. A technicality written in the finest of print states that, since the mine is on Condominium land, the mine rightfully belongs to Corporate Moneybags.

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Anteban Cult on the rise?

In recent weeks the public support for a controversial school of thought, dubbed Anteban or Antebism, has been on the rise. Followers claim to be "in tune with the true intent of creation and the interpretation of man." They're identifiable by tattoos depicting many teethed crocodile with disturbing joints. Followers have been known to be radical and extreme, going as far to light themselves ablaze to replicate the "divine glory" of their prophet Anteba. Corporate called them "a cult" in his statement today.