Skip to main content

A new duck mine

A new duck mine has been discovered, flooding Malvern with jobs in the industry once more. 20 years ago the last duck mines dried up and the region went into an economic depression, with this new mine hope has been restored. A technicality written in the finest of print states that, since the mine is on Condominium land, the mine rightfully belongs to Corporate Moneybags.

Comments

A week's favourite

Brain Vision

3. Examination of the recovered Doint brain shows evidence that in Doint's life Doint was able to see visions of the future. With uncertainty regarding current events, research is underway regarding whether this can be used to some advantage.