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A new duck mine

A new duck mine has been discovered, flooding Malvern with jobs in the industry once more. 20 years ago the last duck mines dried up and the region went into an economic depression, with this new mine hope has been restored. A technicality written in the finest of print states that, since the mine is on Condominium land, the mine rightfully belongs to Corporate Moneybags.

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Mother Jones' true form

In a moment alone, Mother Jones lets down her facade and her true form is revealed. Jones is not of this world. She backs the production of wizard goods, and is essential to their effectiveness. Her basement is a menagerie of savages from foreign islands, they are forced into servitude via psychic link. Her power grows everyday and as it does she can control more servants at once. Should she ever die, her servants are primed to detonate.