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Panitheurge

The bone pizzas were destroyed due to health violations, but it seems that those violations have led to consumers of the unchecked pizza to gain a deep psychokinetic link to all things panis. Corporate Moneybags argues that since it was his code violation, the panitheurges should belong to him, he has no way to carry out this claim as of now.

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Gunman

A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.