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King of frogs seems ill

The king of frogs appears to have caught some kind of illness, doctors fear it may be a type of parasite and advise a quick surgery but the risks involved are a relevant counter-argument.

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Gunman

A crazed gunman was thwarted today, as his gun misfired and a patrolling taskforce dealt with the situation. This firearm was found on the shooter, despite the two fatalities from the shooting, there appears to be no firing mechanism nor other crucial components. Large amounts of seagulls were reported in the area prior to the event.