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East Malvern aquatics

East Malvern has installed a new swimming pool to bribe the citizens into contentment. The funding for the pool came from a Mr L. One.

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Extreme Payments

Those whose financial situations have deteriorated to the point of selling off all possible "non-essential" organs, have been facing economic troubles these past weeks. A solution offered updated the soft and hardware of the widespread terminals in a overhaul scheme. A new payment type is now accepted, it is claimed that this will keep the population under control and will prevent a resource crisis. In other news the Moneybag Taskforces have increased their numbers tenfold.